Laser clowns have kung-fu fight with werewolves


And other great headlines you will never see in a reliable newspaper.

“Man burns toast.”

“Karkat Vantas declared Pope.”

“The hunt is on – NRA members legally declared ‘gamebirds’.”

“Kerry Packer rises from grave as lich – adventurers sought.”

“Space alien weds two-headed Elvis clone.”

“President abducted by Wookiees – George Lucas blamed.”

“Shocking twist! Wookiees abducted by ninjas! President bewildered.”

And of course:

“Australian politician tells truth – Opposition flabbergasted.”

– OSM out

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